Beyonce hit us with the new album like…
I have a problem when niggas want to talk to me.
I’m not dating.
I’m NOOOOOOOOTTTT dating. I’m so uninterested in anyone who is not Amadou.
Leave me alone & lets just get drunk
so in sum:
- beyonce drops an album with no fucking warning and no promotions
- laughing in the face of lady gaga’s art pop expenses
- on the night lorde drops a “secret single”
- on taylor swift’s birthday
- when lupe fiasco had planned to drop his album
- thereby fucking up everyone’s end of the year lists especially rolling stones magazine
- on friday the 13th because fuck your illuminati bullshit
y’all literally could never
Beyonce have me feeling unfuckwitable, I feel like I’m absorbing her greatness and can very easily take over the world right now.